this is a multi-fandom blog. but you will find ninety-percent of the posts to be
teen wolf +
glee + merlin
au in which kurt doesn’t get into nyada and goes to pursue fashion instead … OH WAIT I THINK THIS IS CANON?
“WOAH!” There was a loud crackling and Kurt knew that Blaine had dropped the phone. A voice cleared on the other line. “Warn a guy next time before you start screaming, baby.”
“Blaine, I’m about to scream,” Kurt said dryly. “Blaine! Blaine! Blaine! Blaine!”
“What?” Blaine laughed.
“Thank you thank you thank you!” Kurt jumped up and down excitedly, drawing quite a few looks from passerby.
“Why, you’re welcome,” Blaine chuckled. “Remind me what I did?”
“You convinced me to apply for the Vogue internship, even when I thought that I couldn’t get it.”
“Wait…are you saying what I think you’re saying?”
“I got in! They want me! I start work on Tuesday!”
“Kurt that’s fantastic!” Blaine squealed. “We must celebrate—I’ll fly out tomorrow after school.”
“Blaine,” Kurt protested. “We can’t, you—”
“Oh come on. Remember what I promised you last Christmas? I’ll always be there for you, Kurt. At your lowest and highest points. To celebrate your victories, no matter how small. And Kurt, this is pretty big.”
“Okay, flatterer,” Kurt smiled. “Actually, this is perfect. They’re putting me in this little apartment down by the Village and I’ll need someone to help me decorate…”
“Perfect. We should start with the bedroom first. Test the bed. You know, make sure you won’t get back problems sleeping on it.”
“Blaine!” Kurt hissed, looking around before he realized that no one could hear Blaine. “Behave.”
“I won’t tomorrow night.”
“I’m horny. And I miss my sexy beautiful talented lovely boyfriend.”
Kurt blushed. “Flattery gets you nowhere.”
“Flattery gets me everywhere. Luckily, the only place I want to get is inside your pants.”
“You’ve been in my pants a million times,” Kurt smirked. “Don’t you still have my mustard pair?”
“I’ve commandeered them.”
Kurt rolled his eyes. “Alright, I’ll see you at Penn Station tomorrow night, honey.”
“See you then, darling. And Kurt?”
“…I’m so unbelievably proud of you.”
Kurt’s eyes watered up and he smiled. “Thank you, Blaine. Until tomorrow?”
So after the last episode I was having all the Rachel/Jesse feelings again and had to make this vid. It’s the performance with some added Rachel/Jesse moments.
Struck by Lightning post-premiere Q&A
Glee Cast - I Have Nothing
Blaine: I-I’m gay, Zach.
Zach: So? You’re my brother no matter what.
Matthew Crawley’s train of thought:
“Are you kidding me? She wants me to kneel?! After all we’ve been through we still have to go through these niceties and form? I don’t believe it! Does she not remember that I was recently crippled? That I have only reacquired the use of my legs and my peen? And now she wants me to bend over and get down on one knee and ask her the question I just asked (which will be the third time I’m to ask the question, mind you)? Ah but look at her face, she’s just so bright and beaming, I just love her so much, ah what the heck, I might as well get used to taking orders from her Jesus she’s just a beauty isn’t she OKAY FINE I’LL DO IT.”
I haven’t even heard the song or anything, I just saw that post and went “Oh hell to the no” because of course Kurt went and sang with the girls. He’s friends with all the girls. Rachel is his BFF. Why wouldn’t he go hang out with her?
And Blaine and Finn are like bros now or something, so they are hanging out together. I am all for this development nonnie. I want all of their bro adventures. I want Blaine coming to pick Kurt up for a date and Kurt calling downstairs “Five more minutes!” ‘cos his hair isn’t tall enough yet, so Finn offers Blaine the other controller on the xbox. And 17 minutes later Kurt finds them both sitting on Finn’s bed, which is unmade obvs, yelling at each other despite the fact that they are sitting next to each other as they kill zombies or orcs or something.
And Kurt’s like “Blaine, let’s go.” And Blaine kind of glances over at him but then he nearly dies so he doesn’t look away from the screen again as he tells Kurt “We can’t go now. We’re almost on the 14th level.” And Kurt is completely unimpressed by this. And Finn is like “The 14th level is, like, impossible.” And Blaine tells him “If we get this Puckerman will finally respect me. This is serious babe.” And Kurt cannot believe this is his life. What did he ever do to deserve this? And he says all of this out loud, appealing to the ceiling because there is no one up there listening otherwise this wouldn’t be happening to him. But it is happening.
So Kurt winds up clearing a space behind them on Finn’s bed and offering helpful advice like “That guy’s shooting at you.” and “You’re out of ammo.” and generally being really annoying. But Blaine can’t get mad at him for it, because then he won’t get any blow-jobs.
I had a point when I started typing…
I’m just inordinately amused by this, and now I need it on my blog.
I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
THIS WILL NOT DO
THIS WILL NOT DO
I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.
Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it deserves a second bump.
- and think about how in that year between 3x13 and 4x01 how much shit Arthur would have to deal with as acting King
- and Merlin would be the only person to make him laugh and keep him sane
- and sometimes, after a long week, Arthur would wake up in the morning and the calculations he had to make for his morning counsel meeting would be complete on his desk with his breakfast and a little bowl of his favorite cherries
- and how sometimes when it got to be too much, Merlin would notice the strain in Arthur’s shoulders and cancel all of his things for the day and wake him up early, load him on a horse, and take him out hunting. he wouldn’t even complain about the dead animals (that much)
- and when foreign dignitaries would arrive unexpectedly and Arthur needed to make a speech for the banquet that night, Merlin would have one already done, simple yet elegant, and Arthur would just look at him, grab his shoulder, and smile fondly at his favorite manservant
AU setting meme | browndemy asked:
-> Domestic Rory and Jess, 10 years later in the future
just kind of sobbing. unintended by muse has always been my song for them.